En funny air traffic control podemos encontrar una recopilación de cómicas conversaciones entre pilotos de aeronaves y controladores de tráfico aéreo. Algunos ejemplos:
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Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"También se pueden encontrar en la misma página algunas respuestas dadas por personal de mantenimiento ante problemas técnicos reportados por pilotos, como:
Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"
Allegedly, a Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following:
Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."
Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."
Pilot: "Left-inside main tyre (tire) almost needs replacing."
Maintenance Engineer: "Almost replaced left-inside main tyre."
Pilot: "Unfamiliar noise coming from No2 engine."
Maintenance Engineer: "Engine run for three hours. Noise now familiar."
Pilot: "Mouse in cockpit."
Maintenance Engineer: "Cat installed."
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